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Understanding
gnomes
There
is a wonderful trilogy of stories by Terry Pratchett
called Truckers, Diggers and Wings which tell
the story of where garden gnomes really came from,
how they lived on planet earth and their escape
back to their origins. So the next time you look
at your garden gnomes - take care because they
may be watching you.
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some
history of garden gnomes
The
international family of gardening gnomes dates
back to the era when the form of the globe consolidated
out of Chaos, and the forces responsible for precious
and base metals and precious stones implanted
them beneath the surface of the earth. Unlike
men, gnomes learn from the past and they also
have the ability to predict and learn from the
future.
Their name derives from the Greek word gignosko,
meaning 'to learn, understand' and the principal
gnome characteristic is an acute understanding
of every aspect of the Cosmos.
Garden gnomes are about 12 centimeters tall and
formed in proportion. They resemble the original
people of their host country, so that a Beijing
garden gnome is Chinese in appearance, a Hairy
Peruvian gnome resembles a native of Peru, and
so on. Apart from their small size, a notable
difference between gnomes and humans is their
expression of ageless good humor. Garden gnomes
lack the human facility for worrying, practice
therapeutic festivity and consequently live for
several hundred years.
The
gnomes character is helpful and benign. Gignosko
provides them with insight into the spirits of
all animate and inanimate creatures and objects,
so that they find it easy to influence and co-operate
with trees, tools, animals, plants, and every
other creation of the Cosmos and its inhabitants.
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